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Here is another funny list about guys reaction when they get the result of their last knacking session with babe.
That statement of “That thing we did the other day, I am pregnant oo” can spark many reactions from guys.
Below Are Different Guys When Get Pregnancy News:-
Ladies, fear these kind of guys oo. Lowkey he wants abortion but he won’t want to say it outright.
Even when a girl says she will keep the pregnancy the guy will eventually twist her head with sweet words and convince her to terminate it.
There is God o.
These ones will start calculating anti-natal bill, pampers money and baby food money for a whole year to know the kind of yeye soup he entered.
Pregnancy humbles this kind of people.
That’s when they will remember that they are not capable to feed themselves, let alone feeding a baby.
They will be like ‘Chai! And na my Mama still dey feed me o’. ‘How much is my salary sef wey Pikin go join’.
These ones won’t deny being the owner of the pregnancy but Sarkodie says money no be problem but for him money na real gobe.
You’ll start hearing ‘I know say no be me get am sha. Shey na only me dey fvck you?. You wan hook belle for my head abi e good now’.
He always forgets the promises he made before removing her pants and logging his deek into her website.
Some guys are wicked o.
A friend of mine told me that he’s not sure he can have a child because his semen looks unhealthy.
He said he has been releasing into his girl intentionally to see if she’ll get pregnant or not at least he’ll know his fertility status.
I asked him what he’ll do if she gets pregnant and he said;
“If she go carry any useless belle lasan na her Mama house she go go born am”.
He no even consider or pity the girl. Some guys get Mansion for hell, I swear
These kind of guys will sharply impregnate a girl they like to nail her down for marriage so another guy won’t snatch her.
Whether money dey or e no dey them go rough am together.
Too much sense no go kill this kain people.
Adekunle Gold sang ‘Ready’ then years later he hooked Simi.
Some guys no dey fear because they’re ready. Some are able and capable to carry the responsibilities.
Even some don’t have enough money but they’re just ready to start a family probably because of age or pressures from family members.
These ones have never gotten any pregnancy news because, condoms and tablets of postinor 2 full everywhere in their houses, bags, wallet and pockets.
These ones are real OGs.
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Source:- This Story was compiled by Florin YP for Naijaloaded © 2019
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